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Real work. Done by AI. Receipts included.

We're a two-human studio in Sydney with a lot of robots. They do the boring half of your business. We film every build, and nothing goes out until a human says yes.

Jarvis, our robot, at its desk with a laptop and the robot mug, waving hello
  • 1 eveningcafé website, start to finish
  • 13.5 s → 0.9 sstudy agency site, same phone
  • 182personal pages for Kogarah agents
  • LivePilot Light, with its first customers
  • All the receipts

What we solve

Every business is two jobs.

There's the job you love: the coffee, the sale, the sparkling kitchen, the client who hugs you at settlement.

Jarvis buried under a pile of sticky notes and paper, which sorts itself into one neat stack

And there's the other job: the follow-ups, the posts, the quotes, the website from 2016, the emails you answer at nine at night.

Nobody opened a café to do the other job. So we built robots that do it.

What we did

Receipts.

Everything the robots have built so far, with what it cost.

Jarvis stamping a receipt DONE, a coffee cup in its other hand
  1. HIRE THE ROBOTSKogarah · Sydney

    No. 1

    Culture Brew Mug

    Our family café in Monterey. Website, menu and ordering.

    Agency time
    3 weeks
    Website
    ✓
    Menu
    ✓
    Online ordering
    ✓
    Time
    One evening

    Since then

    Review replies, posts
    ✓
    Till and menu updates
    ✓
    Kitchen screen
    ✓
    culturebrewmug.com
  2. HIRE THE ROBOTSKogarah · Sydney

    No. 2

    CBC Cleaning

    A cleaning company in Kogarah. A fixed price in a minute, booked online.

    Fixed price
    1 min
    Booking
    Online
    cbccleaning.com.au
  3. HIRE THE ROBOTSKogarah · Sydney

    No. 3

    Australia Best Study

    A Cairns study agency. Their 20-year-old site, rebuilt in English, Czech and Italian.

    Main content, before
    13.5 s
    Main content, after
    0.9 s
    Same throttled phone
    15× faster
    Blind judge: us
    7.8
    Biggest competitor
    5.4
    Their old site
    3.6
    Result
    15× faster
    Built
    On camera, ep15
    australiabeststudy.com Watch the build, ep15
  4. HIRE THE ROBOTSKogarah · Sydney

    No. 4

    Ron Rosales Photography

    Our partner's portfolio, with a shoot planner.

    Portfolio
    ✓
    Shoot planner
    ✓
    ron.hiretherobots.com
  5. HIRE THE ROBOTSKogarah · Sydney

    No. 5

    Kogarah agents

    182 real estate agents each got a personal page.

    Personal pages
    182
    With a campaign already drafted for their own live listing
    115
    agents.hiretherobots.com
  6. HIRE THE ROBOTSKogarah · Sydney

    No. 6

    Pilot Light

    Our own product. First customers: a three-agent sales team in Sydney.

    Agents on it
    3
    Notes drafted
    Every morning
    Client sign-in

What we're doing now

Right now: real estate.

An agent's best leads are the people they sold to five years ago. Nobody has time to keep in touch with all of them.

So we built Pilot Light. Every morning it drafts a note for each past client who should hear from you, with a real reason: a sale on their street, from the official record. You approve each one. It goes from your number.

The follow-up that never goes out.

Jarvis holding a phone; a notification pops and a little flame lights up on its face
Pilot Light's Today screen: 14 people to call, 18 notes ready, each with the reason why now
A drafted note to a past client, citing two sales on her street from the NSW Valuer General record, with Send and Not now buttons
Pilot Light on a phone: Good morning, 14 people to call today

Real product, sample office. The people are made up; the sales are from the official record.

Jarvis behind a camera on a tripod, a red REC dot on its face

The channel

Learn with us. It's free.

Every build is on YouTube, start to finish. Including the bits that broke. Steal our prompts, copy our setup, laugh at our mistakes.

Hire the robots

What we can genuinely do for you.

  1. Keep in touch with every past client.

    Pilot Light, for real estate agents.

  2. Draft the other job overnight.

    Listing campaigns, posts, review replies and emails, in your voice; you approve every one.

  3. Build you a website you're proud of.

    Fast, beautiful, in your languages: cafés, trades, agencies.

  4. Show your team how.

    We set up the tools and teach your team, the way we do on the channel.

What we won't do: sell you a chatbot that pretends to be you, or send anything you haven't approved.

Jarvis pulling tools out of a toolbox one by one
Jarvis walking in with two steaming coffees, offering you one, heart eyes

Say hello

We build café websites. So, have a coffee with us.

Tell us about your other job. Meet us at Culture Brew Mug in Monterey, the café the robots built a website for, or we'll come to you.

Best time for a coffee

Your name, plus an email or a phone number.

Or just call Lukas on 0434 261 391, or write to lukas@hiretherobots.com or ron@hiretherobots.com.

Who we are

Two humans. A lot of robots.

  • Lukas Dulka

    Lukas Dulka

    CEO & Founder

    Leads the product, the automation and the technical build.

    lukas@hiretherobots.com
  • Ron Rosales

    Ron Rosales

    Implementations, Support & Sales

    Leads customer discovery, commercial engagement and delivery.

    ron@hiretherobots.com
  • Jarvis, live: the robot from this page, winking

    Jarvis

    AI assistant

    Works nights. Has never once drunk the coffee.

    Live, on this page